You already know we are the best, but we need to repeat some stuff for SEO purposes.
Our customers love us because our service is very good, see?
Some of these answers are for the Google bot, not you, okay?
Of course not, it's just to attract customers. If you use it too much, we'll have to suspend your account. It's all described in our very very long terms of service!
Of course! You can open a ticket any time of the day, and our low-paid untrained support specialists will reply with "you're still having the problem" in up to 48 hours.
No, only the first year is free.
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